Peret Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 LOL - GTI probably couldn't drag his eyes away until 2:36.
RUUUUUN Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 At least he got the large breasted blonde assistant in the background right eh?
guntoteninfadel Posted August 21, 2011 Posted August 21, 2011 LUCKY?!?! Just remember children says the wise old sage.... pretty and crazy are directly proportional Disclaimer- This most certainly excludes all spouces, mothers, sisters and significant others of all forum members and associates unless duely applicable. Please remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but we can all agree on UGLY!
50AE Posted August 21, 2011 Posted August 21, 2011 A crazy chick might not be a bad thing, it will be great in fact if she would have the kind of crazyness the most of we men like
Mumbles Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 You know what they say, Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. That of course does not preclude you from getting your bowling trophy put through your TV for leaving the seat up, or getting screamed at for deciding that breathing would be advantageous.
dan999ification Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 You know what they say, Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. That of course does not preclude you from getting your bowling trophy put through your TV for leaving the seat up, or getting screamed at for deciding that breathing would be advantageous. heavy breathers, whistlers and chewing does it for me every time. dan.
Arthur Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 This came from a NSFW web page so here is just paste of Man Rules; The Man Rules - At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are, don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.. Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you a re prepared to discuss such topics as cricket or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. BUT remember that just knowing of the existance of this page is cause for a divorce!Don't even date anyone who doesn't make their own pulverone!
guntoteninfadel Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 Don't even date anyone who doesn't make their own pulverone! Well said my friend!
Cookieman Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 Very well said Arthur, I would change,"If you think you're fat, you probably are, don't ask us." to Don't ask us if you look fat in that dress, it's the fat that makes you look fat.
dan999ification Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 it's the fat that makes you look fat. malteaser anyone. im going to show this to you know who tonight, sleeping bag at the ready filling and pasting today polverone tomorrow. dan.
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