You know you're a Pyro when...

[MudDuckPyro79]

when your this guy sellin fireworks. Sorry I had to lol Edited April 12, 2017 by MudDuckPyro79

[lloyd]

Heh! You "know you're a pyro" when you spend 10 hours a day EVERY day of the week just on pyro projects, or site planning for other companies, or designing formulae for other companies, or building tools for them, or doing vendor research for them. or, or, or... !

 

Yeah... I'm a pyro. <grin>

 

Lloyd

[zan89]

When you think about pyro at night, day, when eating.. so on.. and ofcourse work with pyro.

[Ubehage]

When you sit around a bonfire and people throw a log on it, causing sparks to fly everywhere. And immediately, you're awake and scanning your surroundings.

I noticed this with myself the other day

[Sulphurstan]

When you're the only one in your family who understands why it is important to videorecord BP burntests and watch them in slowmo.

[BlueComet24]

Similarly, when you actually watch (and analyze) all those videos you take of fireworks.

[limak]

You know you are a pyro when

...almost going mad when you hear fireworks display, but can't see anything

...your clothes smell better than any expensive perfume

...you imagine that you could buy 2 cars from money which you burned up

...you convert almost every money you make to kilograms of chinese clay and cardboard...

...you can't stop thinking about it

 

!!

Edited May 3, 2017 by limak

[Richtee]

OK you folks need to lighten up Hey Noobs.. this is a classic thread. Grab a beverage and don’t spit anything on the keyboard.

[royster]

This post is gold 🤣

[Pyro55]

When you are 70 years old and during the cold winter days you still frequently go outside light a piece of Visco, get downwind and sniff. .

[Richtee]

Charlie where ya been?

 

Ya know yer a pyro when you can make a solid guess on the composition by the smell of the smoke

[Richtee]

I still read thru this thread. It’s soo much better than the news.

[Richtee]

When your supplier sends “Post-It” pads for notes

[JAWChemist]

When you and your English friends in a pub are asked if you want bangers and you all think "You can't set them off in here!"

[Sulphurstan]

When you start again after a 2 years stop (COVID-19, other reasons...).

Once smelt the smoke bla bla. So true!

[Richtee]

When you start again after a 2 years stop (COVID-19, other reasons...).

Once smelt the smoke bla bla. So true!

I am back a bit after 10 years and visits by the alphabet agencies. Most of them anyway.

 

Yes... the smoke.

[Richtee]

Hey noobs... have a read for a laugh and yes..some wisdom

[ThrownBiscuit]

You may be a pyro if your co-workers automatically set aside the used empty shipping tubes for you without even being asked anymore.

[Arthur]

I have a liking for the tubes that were cores for industrial pallet shrink wrapping machines. Perfect for mortars!

[Almostparadise]

You know your a pyro when people ask you if you are a chimney sweep, or if you work in a coal mine and you say neither, it's just Saturday.

Edited August 24 by Almostparadise

[Richtee]

6 hours ago, Almostparadise said:

You know your a pyro when people ask you if you are a chimney sweep, or if you work in a coal mine and you say neither, it's just Saturday.

Heh.. there’s a member here whos’ handle is “Black Thumb”

[Richtee]

When you withhold a device from a friend when he asks why the fuse is soooo long...

[greenlight]

When you see a public fireworks show going on and start assessing the quality of their blues

[ThrownBiscuit]

When you pay as much attention to drought reports as a farmer does, despite not growing anything.