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- Hello, do you want to talk about Sodium?

- Na.

 

- So, how about Nitric Oxide?

- NO.

 

- Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorous Iodine Sulfur or Flourine?

- OMg PIS OF.

 

- Potassium?

- K.

 

 

These are lame, I know :)

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But at least mildly amusing, if you know your periodic table!

 

<grin>

Lloyd

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Elemental my dear Watson!

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-groan- :)

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There was a flashback segment on one of the PBS weekend quiz shows recently that used the periodic table to spell the answers or to decode them. I wish I'd bookmarked the broadcast because it was hilarious. Only half of the panel knew anything about the elements and the other half provided the humor.
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What do you get when you mix Barium Carbonate and Nitrogen?

 

BaCO3N2

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As a gamer, I have also discovered a new compound:

 

NO2B, Noobium. The stuff that some gamers are made of :D

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And a molecule made of 1 atom of Barium and two atoms of Sodium?

 

BaNaNa.

;)

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My Chemistry department was known for some rather "academic" members but the departmental parties were known for their punch -you didn't drink two glasses.

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An oldie but (not so) goodie:

A man walks up to a bar and orders a glass of H2O. Another man sitting at the bar says I will have a glass of H2O too. He proceeds to clean the bar surface.

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Of course, there's always dihydrogen monoxide.....

 

Kevin

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And oxygen dihydride, Kevin.

 

In fact, some time this winter and spring, I had over 65 million moles of oxygen dihydride I had carefully stored stolen from me!

 

 

Also...

I don't know WHERE we came up with it, but by the time I was 10, we school chums were chanting the "Little Willy was a Chemist" ditty, and we knew what the two formulae expressed were!

 

Lloyd

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And...Hydrogen Hydroxide

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I'd tell you guys some jokes, but they're all boron.

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Atoms can be BOHRING!!!

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Taiwan,

I humbly Niels to your expertise!

 

Lloyd

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I have to say though, that I'm Curie-ous of how you came up with that!

Lloyd


Teller how you did that, Taiwan!

Lloyd

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I'm still FERMIn my opinion this is a good thread!

Lloyd

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Do you think chemical workers are unionized? ;)


I got another one:

 

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Recently, a planned EVA mission from the ISS had to be postponed for a couple of days because the two male crew members who were scheduled to perform the mission were suffering from colds. A newspaper report was headlined “Men Delay E-V Activity”.

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...and oxygen dihydride got on my fuses, and that was like a wet blanket
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Hydrogen hydroxide will do that, too!

 

Lloyd

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Dihydrogen Monoxide is pretty bad as well.

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