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Hey fellows, feel free to add your comments about the WORST practices that can be attempted in pyrotechny. I don't think one can ever have too many don'ts in the head when persuing this passion.

 

 

 

 

Famous last words:

This flash is not compacting well; pass me the steel mallet.

Let's see if red phosporous will clean up my tumble media!

Old 30-06 cases make the best whistle tubes...

I always feel a little nervous opening my BP mill, I'll bet a good cigar would help with that.

No time to air dry, these NC bound stars are going in the oven!

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Hold my beer while I light this fuse.

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Brimstone,

 

Seeing your avatar, I'm surprised you did not include:

 

What -- Me Worry?

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Visco? -- I don't need no stinking visco, that stuff's expensive! Pass me that torch!

 

I learned how to do it on YouTube...

 

Put it in a steel pipe, then...

 

The police NEVER come out here!

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Ooooh that pile of comp that I scraped off of my star roller... I bet it will burn with all sorts of pretty colors. Dont need any visco...I will just light the edge of the pile with a torch.
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I made this fuse for 7 seconds. 6. 5. 4. 3.

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What could go wrong ?

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Ah, no worries. I've done this a million times......

 

Too hot for PPE, this'll only take a second....

 

Edit: added one.

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I bet I could dry my BP in a skillet

 

here is an online copy on X pyrotechnic literature

 

where to buy percolate and alimnum?

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I should probably mix flash powder using my ball mill, it should be faster that the diaper method

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BP? Let's see how high the golf-ball flies with ten grams of flash!

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Tannerite,tannerite ain't s@$t. Now this stuffs loud.

Naw it ain't split. Put a little tape on it. She'll fly just fine.

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It's been ten minutes I'm sure the fuse is out.
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here is my brilliant red formula

 

Strontium nitrate
POTASSIUM CHLORATE !!!!
Parlon
Magnalium (-325 mesh)
Charcoal (airfloat)
SULFUR!!!!!
Red gum
Dextrin

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LOL!

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I bet these marbles will make good media.

 

My powder is all caked to the sides of my jar. I'll just give it a good shake.

 

Check out this COB. The fuse is a sparkler.

 

My moms outta town, so I'm going to set off some TATP.

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Eh, this should be far enough...

 

I doubt the neighbors will even notice...

 

Here hold this while I light the fuze with my BIC....

 

Vitamin F is for wusses, lets try some HE in those...

 

I wonder what this smells/tastes like....

 

Oh! It would be so funny if we pranked X by....

 

Hey you! Throw me that....

 

An electric skillet on an extension cord? Nah, I think I'll just use my indoor open flame stove...

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I'm guilty of "I doubt the neighbors will even notice."

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Lets just give that ball mill a spin while I pull out that last BP...

 

Gloves? Who needs gloves?

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Oh I have a great idea, lets throw all these left over shells into a bonfire!

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My dad is in the national guard, He has all kinds of ammo for guns and things he will B gone this weekend. Hit my up on my cell and we will take that s&*t apart and make some serious fireworks!

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Why is it i have a feeling most of these quotes are wrong? I mean, i know some of you said these things, and your still here. So much for "last words", i mean. (Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't want you gone.)

 

The closest i ever got to "famous last words" is this:

 

Oh shit.

 

Hardly creative, i know. Sorry.

B!

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Rocket stand, pff I always launch them by hand Edited by schroedinger
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Why is it i have a feeling most of these quotes are wrong? I mean, i know some of you said these things, and your still here. So much for "last words", i mean. (Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't want you gone.)

 

The closest i ever got to "famous last words" is this:

 

Oh shit.

 

Hardly creative, i know. Sorry.

B!

 

Indeed MrB, its mostly impossible to add any famous last words as they didn't survive... For me, it was six weeks in a coma, intubation, extensive skin grafts and MRSA infections, I think that about as close as one can get.

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what would have been my famous last words would have been something like "me quemo, me quemo!!!!!" ( I'm burning, I'm burning) R-candy burns really bad :)

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