Ubehage Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 In this thread, anything goes (as long as you do not break APC's rules). I want you to lie. Tell a short story, that you know is a lie, but as far as we know, it might be true Don't be afraid to polish your own self-esteem. Remember the date, and use the privileges we have this one day a year.
BurritoBandito Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 This thread isn't stupid at all. APRIL FOOLS!!! ;p 1
rogeryermaw Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 ^ and that'll be me hauling ass by you strapped to the 300 lb rocket. gingers make the best breaks!!
Shunt Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Long lost BP formula rediscovered! 75 Custom oxidizer. Mix ex-wife's left behind make-up, perfumes, and lotions to consistency of cold tar. Thin with nail polish remover to resemble raw sewage. Dry in sun until cracks appear. No need to mill, when put in presence of gold or diamonds, readily turns to dust. $100 bills are known to work as well but must be stacked very high to be effective. 15 Custom charcoal made from her valentines, love letters, hidden unpaid bills. Cook to hell and back by retort method (she REALLY liked retorts). 10 Brimstone. Just scrape dried spittle from walls of last known residence. Warning! May be very high in acid content. No need to mill, just put in sturdy cloth bag and slam against nearest tree till you feel better. Explodes with heart shattering brisance, but smells like divorce attorney's new BMW. Edited April 1, 2015 by Shunt 2
mikeee Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Walmart has 80lb drums of potassium perchlorate on sale for $120.00 a drum, its in the paint supply section. 1
Richtee Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Hardboiled eggs, smeared with horseradish, hot sauce and wrapped in a boiled cabbage leaf and "fermented" approx. 5 hours yield a gas that when mixed with pure carbon dioxide and lit... will kill anyone in the room. Actually..don't bother trying to light it. It's just as effective. Edited April 2, 2015 by Richtee 1
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